My Pick Up Artist System

“With this system, I’ll become the world’s greatest seducer! If it doesn’t kill me first…” I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl’s voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]”What the hell…how? I’m an 18-year-old virgin…”[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]”You’re forcing me to die!”Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: “Why are all these guys insane?!?”Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system.*No Netorare or Yuri.*If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you’ve read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot.*Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one.*If you’re wary of reading originals, I assure you that I’m a native English speaker and you’ll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st.*If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they’re older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews.RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don’t have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive)If you’d like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

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Chapter -1 - Prologue: The perfect protagonist

Chapter 1 - Seduce or die

Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line

Chapter 3 - Casanova enters the scene

Chapter 4 - The thong test

Chapter 5 - Meeting a master of seduction

Chapter 6 - We're stuck in caveman bodies

Chapter 7 - Unlocking achievements

Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier

Chapter 9 - Swole daddy

Chapter 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty

Chapter 11 - Peacocking

Chapter 12 - What is attraction?

Chapter 13 - Jokes and stat bumps

Chapter 14 - Teasing

Chapter 15 - Otaku religion

Chapter 16 - What is charisma?

Chapter 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drug

Chapter 18 - A bet to win the girl

Chapter 19 - Charismatic evolution!

Chapter 20 - The crucial moment

Chapter 21 - What is your life’s blueprint?

Chapter 22 - Stoned to death

Chapter 23 - The divine dao of face-slapping

Chapter 24 - Traumatizing a stranger

Chapter 25 - Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates

Chapter 26 - Motivating a woman with words

Chapter 27 - Unlocking comfort

Chapter 28 - Destiny and spirit animals

Chapter 29 - Points-digger

Chapter 30 - Club Rat’s Fake ID

Chapter 31 - The dong game

Chapter 32 - Dungeon instance

Chapter 33 - Defusing obstacles

Chapter 34 - Wingman law

Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone

Chapter 36 - Pigs get roasted

Chapter 37 - Dungeon event mini-boss

Chapter 38 - Dungeon break

Chapter 39 - First proper date

Chapter 40 - Baby in burning building

Chapter 41 - Lose the hair or lose your head

Chapter 42 - The positives of obliteration

Chapter 43 - Invincible opener

Chapter 44 - Crackheads want to eat swan meat

Chapter 45 - NASA’s lunar sex mission

Chapter 46 - Cultivation world of skanks

Chapter 47 - Boner justice

Chapter 48 - Crime of passion

Chapter 49 - First proper proper date

Chapter 50 - Neighborly love

Chapter 51 - Universal kissing signal

Chapter 52 - Smile like a doughnut

Chapter 53 - Batman enters an S&M club

Chapter 54 - Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you!

Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)

Chapter 56 - A reward for a good boy (R-18)

Chapter 57 - Batman vs. Black Widow (R-18)

Chapter 58 - Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York

Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter

Chapter 60 - First skill book

Chapter 61 - Heavenly treasures

Chapter 62 - Bendingo on a date

Chapter 63 - How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece

Chapter 64 - Famous dating sim technique (R-18)

Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)

Chapter 66 - Growth skill

Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling

Chapter 68 - What girls need

Chapter 69 - Finding the inner strength to get laid

Chapter 70 - Succubi are real?

Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger

Chapter 72 - Never give up your dream to deliver cream

Chapter 73 - What it takes to be an MC (R-18)

Chapter 74 - Karmic splooge

Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box

Chapter 76 - Living in a horror movie

Chapter 77 - Epic skill - Divine Line Generator

Chapter 78 - Textual intercourse

Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule

Chapter 80 - Choosing the divine pick up line

Chapter 81 - White knight in plot armor

Chapter 82 - Chuuni showdown

Chapter 83 - Katie’s story

Chapter 84 - Pinkhead in bed

Chapter 85 - Sherlock and his pipe(R-18)

Chapter 86 - Testicular negotiations(R-18)

Chapter 87 - The whole points of the nut

Chapter 88 - Prizes, progress, and platinum hits

Chapter 89 - It's raining frats and dogs

Chapter 90 - Last day on Earth

Chapter 91 - Ben’s eulogy

Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac

Chapter 93 - Breaking last minute resistance

Chapter 94 - Spanking the Miyuki (R-18)

Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)

Chapter 96 - 68 and I owe you one (R-18)

Chapter 97 - Novice challenge updated

Chapter 98 - One last shot at destiny

Chapter 99 - Salvation or Damnation

Chapter 100 - Counting down to death

Chapter 101 - Ben the photographer

Chapter 102 - How to make her boyfriend jealous (R-18)

Chapter 103 - Last seconds of jizzlife (R-18)

Chapter 104 - Time’s up buttercup(R-18)

Chapter 105 - Male walk of shame

Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode has ended

Chapter 107 - Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed us

Chapter 108 - The deadly omega

Chapter 109 - Become an Elite Alpha

Chapter 110 - Booty Chest

Chapter 111 - Flag System

Chapter 112 - Willy the Wheel of Fortune

Chapter 113 - Cornered and outnumbered

Chapter 114 - The fire rises

Chapter 115 - Isekai’d from embarrassment

Chapter 116 - Women love drama

Chapter 117 - First date in a girl’s apartment

Chapter 118 - You’ve got a lot of spunk, kid (R-18)

Chapter 119 - Just easin’ the tension, baby (R-18)

Chapter 120 - What to do with a v.i.r.g.i.n(R-18)

Chapter 121 - Won’t I get pregnant?

Chapter 122 - Outgrowing the newbie equips

Chapter 123 - Destiny or disaster

Chapter 124 - Starting MMA for safer cuckolding

Chapter 125 - S.e.x-men: First Class

Chapter 126 - An eye for talent

Chapter 127 - A showdown of the shvontz

Chapter 128 - Ben's gaming specialty

Chapter 129 - Hollywood style

Chapter 130 - Dating in the most unusual place

Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands

Chapter 132 - S.e.xual urban legends (R-18)

Chapter 133 - The right answer to every woman’s true or false question (R-18)

Chapter 134 - Making war, not love (R-18)

Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love

Chapter 136 - Dreams of wish fulfillment

Chapter 137 - The dao of plow

Chapter 138 - Ben the pyromancer

Chapter 139 - Asses to ashes, cussed to dust

Chapter 140 - Ben the poison-breathing dragon

Chapter 141 - The crippling of Ben

Chapter 142 - P.o.r.n with plot

Chapter 143 - This is the end

Chapter 144 - Ben the honor student

Chapter 145 - Slapathon

Chapter 146 - How Ben defeated all cu*mers

Chapter 147 - Ben and Miyuki's telepathic connection

Chapter 148 - Empowerment through education (R-18)

Chapter 149 - Flipping the world upside down (R-18)

Chapter 150 - How to treat an M (R-18)

Chapter 151 - The circle of wife

Chapter 152 - Starting from the Willy

Chapter 153 - Making the money shot

Chapter 154 - C*ckupie Wall Street

Chapter 155 - A professor's work-load

Chapter 156 - C*ck leaping over the dragon's gate

Chapter 157 - Ben's resume

Chapter 158 - The art of double-speak

Chapter 159 - The role of media in the world

Chapter 160 Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ou

Chapter 161 - Letting it all hang out

Chapter 162 Never dawdle on a diddle

Chapter 163 Corner condoms

Chapter 164 - PUA party

Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas

Chapter 166 Mystical cumbo jumbo

Chapter 167 First day of wet work

Chapter 168 First Tower Entry

Chapter 169 Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragon

Chapter 170 First corporate boss figh

Chapter 171 Can't breathe, crushing weigh

Chapter 172 Fool you once, game on you

Chapter 173 A test that wasn't sh*

Chapter 174 Olivia's Plan B

Chapter 175 D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18

Chapter 176 An offer a man can't refuse

Chapter 177 Spreading game addiction

Chapter 178 Ben's haunting pas

Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, let's do i

Chapter 180 How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18

Chapter 181 Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18

Chapter 182 Holding the orgasm hostage R-18

Chapter 183 They parted as fiends

Chapter 184 The power of trus

Chapter 185 Updates and upgrades

Chapter 186 Fiction is truthier than strange

Chapter 187 Writer's block and dodging c*ck

Chapter 188 Take the first step

Chapter 189 The real king of shamelessness

Chapter 190 A hero knows when to turn swords into plowshares

Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber

Chapter 192 Troll Army

Chapter 193 Miyuki's trouble

Chapter 194 Dark desires

Chapter 195 Camila's dirty secre

Chapter 196 You can't spell evolution without love...and nu

Chapter 197 Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18

Chapter 198 Training done right R-18

Chapter 199 How to make a bad girl behave R-18

Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18

Chapter 201 Breaking her in R-18

Chapter 202 It was a goop effort R-18

Chapter 203 The existence of free willy

Chapter 204 First epic achievemen

Chapter 205 The magic of testosterone

Chapter 206 MILF Hunter

Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches

Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence

Chapter 209 New ability

Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation

Chapter 211 Hottest club in NYC -- Latrine

Chapter 212 The power of confidence

Chapter 213 Mind over splatter

Chapter 214 What is value?

Chapter 215 Raising your value

Chapter 216 Negs vs. insults

Chapter 217 MOBA, mo booty

Chapter 218 The chaos of charisma

Chapter 219 The perfect se

Chapter 220 Never give up, never surrender to bating

Chapter 221 Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your bets

Chapter 222 Ticking fart bomb

Chapter 223 Defeating your own weakness

Chapter 224 A big tip for a waitress

Chapter 225 Hillbilly endurance trial

Chapter 226 The haves vs. the have nuts

Chapter 227 Steal from the rich and give to the slore

Chapter 228 Late and sloppy

Chapter 229 Last chance for drunken romance

Chapter 230 D*ck or die

Chapter 231 Thighlander: there can be only one R-18

Chapter 232 The tattoo of a memory

Chapter 233 New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimes

Chapter 234 Use Somebody

Chapter 235 The slut factor

Chapter 236 Katie the delivery girl

Chapter 237 Zero Two-hands

Chapter 238 Wartortle's perspective

Chapter 239 Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus dies

Chapter 240 Fruit fighter

Chapter 241 The art of MMA

Chapter 242 Dojo detected

Chapter 243 Martial beauty

Chapter 244 The melon magistrates dispense justice

Chapter 245 Revenge is best served bowled

Chapter 246 After school special R-18

Chapter 247 Sextra Credi

Chapter 248 The rookie fights back

Chapter 249 The Soul Crank

Chapter 250 The losers' despicable counterattack

Chapter 251 The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent.

Chapter 252 It's shark week

Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room

Chapter 254 Reality warping slap R-18

Chapter 255 A slice of wife story R-18

Chapter 256 Tina's d-termination R-18

Chapter 257 The bubble-butt burst R-18

Chapter 258 Cleanup on aisle cuck

Chapter 259 Family feud, happily spewed

Chapter 260 The reality of this world

Chapter 261 Strength approaching world class

Chapter 262 The best personal talen

Chapter 263 The magic of games

Chapter 264 Catching the eye of the Brazilian beauty

Chapter 265 One person's dream is another's nightmare

Chapter 266 Dew as the animals do R-18

Chapter 267 I am Jack's raging erection R-18

Chapter 268 Manifest destiny R-18

Chapter 269 Fariq's sacrifice

Chapter 270 Sex artis

Chapter 271 White belt vs. blue bel

Chapter 272 A despicable genius

Chapter 273 Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industry

Chapter 274 Pouty photoshoo

Chapter 275 So shy it's cute

Chapter 276 Seeking the professor's assistance

Chapter 277 See, there are still good peepholes in the world R-18

Chapter 278 Well-rounded academics R-18

Chapter 279 A bookish d*cksposition R-18

Chapter 280 In-stitution of higher yearning R-18

Chapter 281 Spewniversity professor R-18

Chapter 282 The student syrup-asses the teacher R-18

Chapter 283 Top student, bottom student, any position studen

Chapter 284 Mythical tier

Chapter 285 Mythical nu

Chapter 286 Burrito investments

Chapter 287 Fingered by fate

Chapter 288 High quality model

Chapter 289 Slap destiny

Chapter 290 Time to get serious

Chapter 291 Hidden magical wonders

Chapter 292 Be yourself and roast the world

Chapter 293 Friction

Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18

Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18

Chapter 296 Burpin' the baby

Chapter 297 Say...d*ck cheeseee

Chapter 298 OnlyFans Queen

Chapter 299 What is art?